mom……. dad….
im skrillex
aw hell no the bible said Adam and eve not adam and bOOMhciamdjBosijboomboomSCREEEeeeEE
‘dan is the hot one and phil is just cute’
well excuse the fuck out of me good sir
(via reasonswhydansafail)
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
(via merrymurderess)
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
(via sociallyinadequate)
Found a minecraft desktop maker and i honestly couldn’t help myself.
Now i have a lovely little Mavin desktop with a hint of ray being stolen by an enderman.
If you thought i didn’t have a life, you were correct.
(via ordinaryyosi)
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.
handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates
canada wins
(Source: mspadfooted, via jasperemerald23)
