UPDATE: They’ve now changed it from “Union Jack Remix” to “Australian Flag”. Shoutout to all those who wrote snarky reviews of the shirt; you’re my heroes.
This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them
fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Tiny Griffin! The first in a mini series of mini mythological creatures.
But why did they cross the road is the question.
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me
I am slightly afraid.
"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me
Hat Films? More like, Light Everything On Fire Films.
shout outs to my country
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
hakuna your tatas omg
DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG
me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture
This new punctuation system needs to be implemented immediately!